we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
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Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
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Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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