So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
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well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
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I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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