You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
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Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
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It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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