i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
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I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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