She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
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Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
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Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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