We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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