yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
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i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
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I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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