So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
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And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
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So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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