please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
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