I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
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I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
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I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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