Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
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This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
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I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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