Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
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I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
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in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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