Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
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I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
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On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
All the doctor said was why
Randomize