he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
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she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
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So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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