She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
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Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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