dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
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I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
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Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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