I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
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he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
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And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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