Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
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I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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