I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
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im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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