My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
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i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
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I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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