You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
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I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
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When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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