got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
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She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
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They have beer where we have blood.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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