i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
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I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
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I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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