New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
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Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
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I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
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