so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
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Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
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He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
we're so committed to being not committed
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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