Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
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I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
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Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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