his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
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Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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