How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
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yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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