thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i need an iv and a liver transplant
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
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Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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