think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
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I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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