hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
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Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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