I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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