let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
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Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
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the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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