It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
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Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
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I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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