i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
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Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
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2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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