I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
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Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
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Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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