People in love make me want to vomit
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
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I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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