Will you blow on my dice?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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