I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
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How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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