I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
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hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
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Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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