So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
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no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
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I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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