You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
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And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
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I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
how does that bad decision feel?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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