She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
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I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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