STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
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If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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