just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
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Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
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I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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