Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
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Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
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CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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