You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
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