There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
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I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
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Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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