She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
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My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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