so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
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I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
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show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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